13 Reasons Why (2017)

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Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

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The Birdcage (1996)

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Lady Snowblood (1973)

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Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000)

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Goon (2011)

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Ava’s Possessions (2015)

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Hellraiser VII: Deader (2005)

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Zootopia (2016)

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Get Out (2017)

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The Birdcage (1996)

As the opening credits of The Birdcage came and passed on screen I had a realization: I haven’t seen very many Robin Williams movies. Thinking back on the handful that I have seen (many of them seen a very long time ago), I remember them fondly. I don’t really have a...

Hellraiser IX: Revelations (2011)

Well, he we are. Last stop. The final Hellraiser movie. Hellraiser: Revelations. The Omega. The infamous ashcan film. The Hellraiser film panned hardest by fans and critics alike. Even Doug Bradley, beloved actor for Pinhead since 1987 opted out because this was below...

It (2017)

Boy, oh boy, it’s been a little while since I’ve been to a big theatre to see a movie. Last I saw was Baby Driver (review: it’s great, go see it!) maybe a month ago. It’s been even longer since I’ve seen a horror flick on the silver screen, so considering the immense...

Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

YEEEAAAAHHHHH. It feels good to be back. It's been almost three months since we last opened the Lament Configuration and watched a Hellraiser movie. I mean, I've seen a couple existential and nihilistic films since Hellraiser VII: Deader, but man, watching this last...

Stalker (1979)

Bartender, get me another Tarkovsky. Stronger, this time. For those of you sighing heavily, I promise I'll get back to watching the trash Hellraiser sequels soon. I gave my whole Tarkovsky spiel in my write up on his 1972 introspective sci-fi film, Solaris. After...

Solaris (1972)

Editor's Note: I started writing this while kind of blitzed (similar to my Bye Bye Man review, but with maybe half a dozen more bottles of Alpine in me), so bare with me here. I took a sober moment the next day to comb through this write up and clean it up to the...

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