Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

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Enemy (2013)

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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

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Zootopia (2016)

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[REC] (2007)

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City of God (2002)

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The Guest (2014)

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Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

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Hellraiser (1987)

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Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

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