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I've started keeping track of albums I've listened to in a spreadsheet because I've got nothing better to do with my time, apparently. I realized I've been consuming a ton more music recently than ever before, so I while I log it in my Google Drive for me, I figured I...

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Spell check is going to have a fucking field day with this one. Ohio's Sanguisugabogg is one of Maggot Stomp's many darling children of late, pushing the new wave of pure caveman shit out into metal's underground. I'll admit, I was hesitant to check this out based on...

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I got a quick one for you tonight. What started as a surprisingly enjoyable find in the depths of the modern death metal underground has slowly grown and grown on me, drawing me back in over and over again. Malignant Altar and their second demo were included in my...

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I recently started keeping track of albums I've listened to in a spreadsheet because I've got nothing better to do with my time, apparently. I realized I've been consuming a ton more music recently than ever before, so I while I log it in my Google Drive for me, I...

Ovaryrot – Non-Flesh Scarring (2019)

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