The Invitation (2015)

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The Bye Bye Man (2017)

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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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Conan – Existential Void Guardian (2018)

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Locke (2013)

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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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Tombstone (1993)

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Ava’s Possessions (2015)

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Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

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Misery (1990)

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Not since the days of Needs More Noise Gate have I been contacted to review underground music. I thought I had entered an eternal slumber, relegated to writing bullshit about whatever I happened to be listening to at the time (like Outer Heaven who I'm going to see...

Outer Heaven – Realms of Eternal Decay (2018)

Yup, still playing catch up from last year. Oh well, so it goes. Outer Heaven is a quintet of Pennsylvanian boys who are all about the death metal. Formed in 2012, they recently signed to Relapse Records(!) and last year put out their first full length, Realms of...

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Hey y'all, here's where I'm going to share what I've been listening to and really enjoying over the past week or so. I can't guarantee that I'll pump one of these out every single week, but hey, I'm trying new things. Ain't that what life's all about? I can't pretend...

Obliteration – Cenotaph Obscure (2018)

We riding this OSDM train to the last fuckin' station, fam. I've been listening to death metal for the past 48 hours straight it seems, so much so that Spotify is offering me up a Dinner With Friends playlist like it knows I've lied catatonic engulfed in a maelstrom...

Conan – Existential Void Guardian (2018)

On this new musical journey this blog is going on we've been to to darkest reaches of space, to the underbelly of New York City, and straight into the bowels of Hell itself, so strange and unusual destinations aren't outside of our options when exploring this vast new...

Depravity – Evil Upheaval (2018)

New year, same old shit. The world's all jacked up, go listen to death metal. Depravity (no, not that Depravity) are an Australian brutal death metal band who have been gestating down under until they hit the international underground scene this year with their debut...

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