The Invitation (2015)

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Solaris (1972)

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The Conjuring (2013)

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Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

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Locke (2013)

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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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Friday the 13th: From Worst to Best

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Misery (1990)

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Fender Bender (2016)

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Stranger Things (2016)

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Audition (1999)

It’s been far too long since I last watched a horror movie. It’s been even longer since I’ve watched a horror movie for the first time. The amount of times I fire up Netflix of Shudder before just watching a movie I’ve seen for the millionth time is almost...

The Birdcage (1996)

As the opening credits of The Birdcage came and passed on screen I had a realization: I haven’t seen very many Robin Williams movies. Thinking back on the handful that I have seen (many of them seen a very long time ago), I remember them fondly. I don’t really have a...

Hellraiser IX: Revelations (2011)

Well, he we are. Last stop. The final Hellraiser movie. Hellraiser: Revelations. The Omega. The infamous ashcan film. The Hellraiser film panned hardest by fans and critics alike. Even Doug Bradley, beloved actor for Pinhead since 1987 opted out because this was below...

It (2017)

Boy, oh boy, it’s been a little while since I’ve been to a big theatre to see a movie. Last I saw was Baby Driver (review: it’s great, go see it!) maybe a month ago. It’s been even longer since I’ve seen a horror flick on the silver screen, so considering the immense...

Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

YEEEAAAAHHHHH. It feels good to be back. It's been almost three months since we last opened the Lament Configuration and watched a Hellraiser movie. I mean, I've seen a couple existential and nihilistic films since Hellraiser VII: Deader, but man, watching this last...

Stalker (1979)

Bartender, get me another Tarkovsky. Stronger, this time. For those of you sighing heavily, I promise I'll get back to watching the trash Hellraiser sequels soon. I gave my whole Tarkovsky spiel in my write up on his 1972 introspective sci-fi film, Solaris. After...

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