Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

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The Void (2017)

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Solaris (1972)

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The Invitation (2015)

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Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

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Darkman (1990)

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Hellraiser (1987)

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Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns (2005)

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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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The Squid and the Whale (2005)

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It (2017)

Boy, oh boy, it’s been a little while since I’ve been to a big theatre to see a movie. Last I saw was Baby Driver (review: it’s great, go see it!) maybe a month ago. It’s been even longer since I’ve seen a horror flick on the silver screen, so considering the immense...

Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

YEEEAAAAHHHHH. It feels good to be back. It's been almost three months since we last opened the Lament Configuration and watched a Hellraiser movie. I mean, I've seen a couple existential and nihilistic films since Hellraiser VII: Deader, but man, watching this last...

Stalker (1979)

Bartender, get me another Tarkovsky. Stronger, this time. For those of you sighing heavily, I promise I'll get back to watching the trash Hellraiser sequels soon. I gave my whole Tarkovsky spiel in my write up on his 1972 introspective sci-fi film, Solaris. After...

Solaris (1972)

Editor's Note: I started writing this while kind of blitzed (similar to my Bye Bye Man review, but with maybe half a dozen more bottles of Alpine in me), so bare with me here. I took a sober moment the next day to comb through this write up and clean it up to the...

The Mist (2007)

There seems to be a new resurgence in Stephen King stories being adapted to the big screen. There were not one, but two trailers for King novels-turned-movies showing at the theater last I was there: one of which is drawn from a book over 1,000 pages, the other is a...

Martyrs (2008)

Martyrs has ascended to an almost legendary status in the horror community. It's widely considered one of the most violent, brutal, and depraved movies of all time. If horror fans are known for anything, it's for having full blown dick measuring contests over who can...

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