Hackers (1995)

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Green Room (2016)

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Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

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Solaris (1972)

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Zootopia (2016)

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Tombstone (1993)

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Fender Bender (2016)

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Idiocracy (2006)

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Under The Skin (2013)

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The Conjuring (2013)

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Snowpiercer (2013)

I've written about certain movies on this blog that I think I'm going to call Arthouse Lite (I'm waiting for the copyright to come through so I can name a shitty adjunct beer - marketed as craft - after it). Arthouse Lite movies are the movies you show your friends to...

Shin Godzilla (2016)

Shin Godzilla, a.k.a. Shin Gojira, a.k.a. Godzilla Resurgence (not to be confused with Independence Day: Resurgence) is the latest Godzilla movie to stomp its way into the box office. You may be a little confused about this film since you probably haven't heard of it....

Sinister (2012) & The Witch (2016)

Sometimes I don't want to write 1000 words on one movie, so I'm going to start a new series of posts called Rapid Rambles where I'll rattle off about a couple movies just to get my thoughts on intangible internet paper. Since it's October it's time for spooky movies....

The Conjuring 2 (2016)

Sequels to successful horror movies are strange beasts. We've been trained to wince at horror movies that have ever increasing numbers at the end of their titles. We complain that they're all cheap cash grabs and rehashes of the movies that came before it, but we...

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

Fear not, people who read this blog to follow me on my cinematic journey of exhausting my inexhaustible To-Watch List: One more movie has been struck from it! I mean, I'm still going to write about D&D and whatever else I want because this is my blog (as well as...

Bad Movie Marathon: Part IV The Synopsis

About 4 years ago my good friend David [Editor’s Note: Hi!] invited me to watch a movie called The Room with a group of people. Directed by Tommy Wiseau, this black comedy/ dramatic romance was the worst film I had ever seen. The poor use of stock footage, stale yet...

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