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The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

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Possession (1981)

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Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

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The Big Short (2015) & Arrival (2016)

Let's take a break from the Halloween madness that's been going on here on the blog and move towards adult films. No. Not, like, porn. Like, films with more mature themes than dumb slasher flicks. Okay, mature themes still sounds like porn, but I swear they aren't...

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

We did it! We made it to the end of the original run of Halloween films! Everybody come get drunk with me and celebrate one great movie, a couple okay ones, and a whole slew of shit. I don't have much else to say in my preamble here, I'm just excited to move away from...

Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

Back to the grind. I'm so close to wrapping up the original Halloween series that I can taste it. All I have left to watch is Halloween Resurrection before I start on the duo of Rob Zombie flicks that I can say I hate because it's cool to hate on Rob Zombie even...

Possession (1981)

I'm a firm believer that if you're going to make proper art, you shouldn't half-ass it. Sure, things will probably get screwy if an artist relentlessly pursues their vision for a project but I think all the best art is at least a little weird. You can easily tell if a...

Fender Bender (2016)

2016 is was an interesting point in the timeline of slasher movies. We've seen the rise (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Black Christmas, Friday the 13th) and fall (Jason Takes Manhattan, Silent Night Deadly Night 2) of the subgenre in the late '70s and '80s, its revival and...

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Settle down folks, settle down. I know you've all been waiting for this one. I know out of all the things I write about here, the thing I know as an objective fact, is that everyone wants me to continue watching and reviewing the Hallowe-- oh, you don't care about a...

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