Conan – Existential Void Guardian (2018)

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Outer Heaven – Realms of Eternal Decay (2018)

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Only God Forgives (2013)

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Haute Tension (2003)

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Pieces (1982)

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Darkman (1990)

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Imperial Triumphant – Vile Luxury (2018)

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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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Enemy (2013)

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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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La La Land (2016)

Whoops, I guess I lied when I said I won't be going to a theater anytime soon. Turns out I'll be going out to the movies more times in December than I have all year. My family makes a tradition of going out to watch a movie on Christmas Day, and this year we were...

Rogue One (2016)

Woah! What is this? I'm writing about a movie released within the last week? It's a Christmas miracle! Don't get to used to it kiddos, because I hate movie theaters and probably won't see another movie on opening weekend for a loooong time. Remember way back when I...

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

Google defines mediocre as: me·di·o·cre ˌmēdēˈōkər Adjective: of only moderate quality; not very good. "a mediocre meal" Synonyms: ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable,...

Green Room (2016)

It's the state of the film industry in 2016 is that any independent director with even a hint of talent or vision gets snatched up by a giant studio to begin working on $100 million dollar blockbuster movies where they have almost no agency over how the movie will be...

Riki-Oh (1991) & À L’intérieur (2007)

I signed up for the horror streaming service Shudder (it's pretty much Netflix for horror fans). I was hesitant to add yet another subscription based payment to by credit card every month, but at five bucks a month, I eventually caved and signed up. What really drew...

Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

Hammer Horror films are a staple in most horror fans' arsenal of movies to watch during the Halloween season (Spoilers: it's always the Halloween season here at Coffee and Illithids). By today's standards they're considered pretty cheesy and not scary in the least,...

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