Rogue One (2016)

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Fender Bender (2016)

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It (2017)

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City of God (2002)

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Locke (2013)

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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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Green Room (2016)

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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

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Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

Here we go again. A week ago I rambled about Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, and I thought it was pretty mediocre. It was poor enough that most people would let the franchise go and say "well, that was pretty shit, so I'm not going to see the next one unless...

Under The Skin (2013)

Arthouse films aren't for everyone. They're often vague, confusing, and come across as being strange and different for the sake of being strange and different. Now, I'm by no means an authority on arthouse and experimental cinema, but I've been through the surrealist...

The Conjuring (2013)

Holy shit. I have no idea why it took me so long to watch this movie. In case you live under a rock like me, James Wan is being heralded as one of the best directors working in horror at the moment. Directly responsible for starting three of the most famous recent...

Ava’s Possessions (2015)

Remember that last post I made, where I briefly wrote about horror comedies? Well, I found one that actually kinda worked. I said that you need to strike a balance between horror and comedy not swaying too far to either side, and what I didn't realize is that you can...

Witching & Bitching (2013)

Horror comedy is a tough genre of movie to pull off correctly. You can't sway two heavily to either horror or comedy sides, and you need to make sure that whatever horror tropes you're lampooning doesn't come across as patronizing to horror fans. You also need to make...

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