Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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Under The Skin (2013)

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Horizon: Zero Dawn (2017)

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Hard Boiled (1992)

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[REC] (2007)

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Ava’s Possessions (2015)

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Don’t Breathe (2016)

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Blue Velvet (1986)

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13 Reasons Why (2017)

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Half-Assed Movie Roundup Extravaganza!

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Coffee And Illithids is officially on social media! What better way to stay up to date with the blog than to have my 1000 word essays on weird movies seep into your various news feeds! If you'd like to follow Coffee And Illithids on Facebook, you can click right here....

Zootopia (2016)

Oh-ho! Caught you off guard didn't I? You thought all I did was write about '80s slasher flicks or pretentious arthouse films, didn't you? But here I am, writing about a family movie. And a good family movie at that. Not a kids movie mind you. A family movie. A lot of...

Enemy (2013)

Enemy is a psychological thriller/ mystery film directed by Denis Villeneuve who also directed the critically acclaimed thrillers Prisoners, Incendies, and Sicario (all of which also happen to be on my to-watch list). I'm on the fence about whether or not I would call...

Her (2013)

Contrary to popular belief, I don't only watch horror movies. Sure, dudes in masks wielding machetes who chop up promiscuous teenagers tickles my fancy some, but every now and again it's nice to step out of the coffin and experience something a bit different. While...

Friday the 13th: From Worst to Best

I think I've made it clear that I really like the Friday the 13th movies. There are twelve of these movies, with a thirteenth slated to come out next year and while they get a bad rap for being schlocky tits-and-gore horror movies (spoilers: they are 100% unapologetic...

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

Here we go again. A week ago I rambled about Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers, and I thought it was pretty mediocre. It was poor enough that most people would let the franchise go and say "well, that was pretty shit, so I'm not going to see the next one unless...

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