Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

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The Invitation (2015)

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Obliteration – Cenotaph Obscure (2018)

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Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (1972)

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Witching & Bitching (2013)

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Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

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Possession (1981)

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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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Dune (1984)

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Hard Boiled (1992)

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When I wrote about John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13 I made a small observation that a lot of the movies I've discussed on this blog were from 2013. As of writing this I have fifteen movies from 2013 on my to-watch list, and I've now seen five of them. I don't...

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The last few movies I've written about have had release dates somewhere in the past 3 years (I'm seriously surprised how many movies I've written about on this blog so far that were released in 2013), so I figured I would turn back the proverbial clock and review a...

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Coffee And Illithids is officially on social media! What better way to stay up to date with the blog than to have my 1000 word essays on weird movies seep into your various news feeds! If you'd like to follow Coffee And Illithids on Facebook, you can click right here....

Zootopia (2016)

Oh-ho! Caught you off guard didn't I? You thought all I did was write about '80s slasher flicks or pretentious arthouse films, didn't you? But here I am, writing about a family movie. And a good family movie at that. Not a kids movie mind you. A family movie. A lot of...

Enemy (2013)

Enemy is a psychological thriller/ mystery film directed by Denis Villeneuve who also directed the critically acclaimed thrillers Prisoners, Incendies, and Sicario (all of which also happen to be on my to-watch list). I'm on the fence about whether or not I would call...

Her (2013)

Contrary to popular belief, I don't only watch horror movies. Sure, dudes in masks wielding machetes who chop up promiscuous teenagers tickles my fancy some, but every now and again it's nice to step out of the coffin and experience something a bit different. While...

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