The Birdcage (1996)

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Blue Velvet (1986)

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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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Possession (1981)

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Lady Snowblood (1973)

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Haute Tension (2003)

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The Conjuring (2013)

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La La Land (2016)

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Hackers (1995)

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The Invitation (2015)

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