Hellraiser VII: Deader (2005)

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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

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La La Land (2016)

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Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

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Possession (1981)

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Vital Remains – Dechristianize (2003)

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Zootopia (2016)

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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

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The Guest (2014)

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Masters of Horror: Dance of the Dead (2005)

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