The Marine (2006)

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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

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Ava’s Possessions (2015)

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Tombstone (1993)

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The Conjuring (2013)

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Stranger Things (2016)

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Under The Skin (2013)

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Hard Boiled (1992)

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Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

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The Killer (1989)

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