Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

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Rogue One (2016)

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The Mist (2007)

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Misery (1990)

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Hard Boiled (1992)

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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

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Dune (1984)

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Shin Godzilla (2016)

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The Squid and the Whale (2005)

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Hellraiser VII: Deader (2005)

For those out of the loop on my self-imposed suffering: Hellraiser (1987), Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988), Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992), Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996), Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000), and Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002). Let's get down to...

Dune (1984)

Frank Herbert’s Dune is probably one of the most important sci-fi novels of all time. Published in 1965, I think it’s fair to say that most sci-fi books and films since then owe something to Dune. So it’s understandable that Hollywood would be eager to produce a film...

The Marine (2006)

Despite my love of weird, artsy movies, I've got soft spots for schlock and Big Dumb Action Movies. Commando, Predator, Crank are all well within my wheelhouse, and while I thought at most of these films were stuck in the '80s or only found in crazy neo-grindhouse...

13 Reasons Why (2017)

It's been a while since I've written about a whole season of a show rather than a movie, and funnily enough, the last one I wrote about was also a Netflix series. Sure, I've written about John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper's episodes of Masters of Horror, but those are...

Get Out (2017)

Many of you who have read through this blog probably know my opinions on Blumhouse Productions by now. For those of you who don't, I have a tumultuous, love-hate relationship with them. They single-handedly shot horror into mainstream culture about a decade ago with...

The Bye Bye Man (2017)

Editor's Note: I started writing this out of pure unadulterated passion when I got home after watching this. After sleeping it off, I continued writing it in a much more calm, cool, and collected fashion. I decided to keep the bits I wrote the night of. I'm writing...

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