Stalker (1979)

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The Invitation (2015)

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The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

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Tombstone (1993)

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Goon (2011)

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Martyrs (2008)

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Dune (1984)

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Darkman (1990)

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The Marine (2006)

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The Devils (1971)

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The Marine (2006)

Despite my love of weird, artsy movies, I've got soft spots for schlock and Big Dumb Action Movies. Commando, Predator, Crank are all well within my wheelhouse, and while I thought at most of these films were stuck in the '80s or only found in crazy neo-grindhouse...

13 Reasons Why (2017)

It's been a while since I've written about a whole season of a show rather than a movie, and funnily enough, the last one I wrote about was also a Netflix series. Sure, I've written about John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper's episodes of Masters of Horror, but those are...

Get Out (2017)

Many of you who have read through this blog probably know my opinions on Blumhouse Productions by now. For those of you who don't, I have a tumultuous, love-hate relationship with them. They single-handedly shot horror into mainstream culture about a decade ago with...

The Bye Bye Man (2017)

Editor's Note: I started writing this out of pure unadulterated passion when I got home after watching this. After sleeping it off, I continued writing it in a much more calm, cool, and collected fashion. I decided to keep the bits I wrote the night of. I'm writing...

Incendies (2010)

Go call your mom, your dad, your brothers and sisters if you have any, and tell them you love them. Incendies is a French-Canadian (woo!) film by superstar Quebecois director Denis Villeneuve. I've written in the past about some of his films, pretty much all of...

Tombstone (1993)

Tombstone is one of those movies that nobody talks about, but anytime you admit that you haven't seen it, whoever you're talking to is bound to violently react with a sharp gasp and a "what do you mean you haven't seen Tombstone?!" like you just admitted that you've...

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