Conan – Existential Void Guardian (2018)

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The Guest (2014)

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Idiocracy (2006)

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Jupiter Ascending (2015)

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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

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It (2017)

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Rogue One (2016)

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The Invitation (2015)

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La La Land (2016)

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