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Her (2013)

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The Void (2017)

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Sinister (2012) & The Witch (2016)

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Horizon: Zero Dawn (2017)

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Lady Snowblood (1973)

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It (2017)

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City of God (2002)

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Misery (1990)

The worst facet of any artist, is their fans. I don't know who said it originally but I can say, tongue fully removed from cheek that I believe that statement to be true. Maybe more now than I ever thought possible. Misery is one of many Stephen King novels to be...

Hellraiser VII: Deader (2005)

For those out of the loop on my self-imposed suffering: Hellraiser (1987), Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988), Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992), Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996), Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000), and Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002). Let's get down to...

Dune (1984)

Frank Herbert’s Dune is probably one of the most important sci-fi novels of all time. Published in 1965, I think it’s fair to say that most sci-fi books and films since then owe something to Dune. So it’s understandable that Hollywood would be eager to produce a film...

The Marine (2006)

Despite my love of weird, artsy movies, I've got soft spots for schlock and Big Dumb Action Movies. Commando, Predator, Crank are all well within my wheelhouse, and while I thought at most of these films were stuck in the '80s or only found in crazy neo-grindhouse...

13 Reasons Why (2017)

It's been a while since I've written about a whole season of a show rather than a movie, and funnily enough, the last one I wrote about was also a Netflix series. Sure, I've written about John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper's episodes of Masters of Horror, but those are...

Get Out (2017)

Many of you who have read through this blog probably know my opinions on Blumhouse Productions by now. For those of you who don't, I have a tumultuous, love-hate relationship with them. They single-handedly shot horror into mainstream culture about a decade ago with...

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