Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

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Under The Skin (2013)

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Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later (1998)

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Unbreakable (2000)

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Haute Tension (2003)

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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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La La Land (2016)

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Looper (2012)

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Hackers (1995)

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The Big Short (2015) & Arrival (2016)

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Incendies (2010)

Go call your mom, your dad, your brothers and sisters if you have any, and tell them you love them. Incendies is a French-Canadian (woo!) film by superstar Quebecois director Denis Villeneuve. I've written in the past about some of his films, pretty much all of...

Tombstone (1993)

Tombstone is one of those movies that nobody talks about, but anytime you admit that you haven't seen it, whoever you're talking to is bound to violently react with a sharp gasp and a "what do you mean you haven't seen Tombstone?!" like you just admitted that you've...

Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Aren't kids just the worst? I've got no segue here, I just hate children. Rosemary's Baby is one of the most lauded old school, slow burn horror movies, directed by guy-whose-name-everyone-knows-but-nobody-really-knows-any-of-his-movies Roman Polanski. Rosemary's Baby...

The Void (2017)

Practical effects hold a very special place in my heart. Among my first horror movie experiences were John Carpenter's The Thing, the 80's remake of The Fly (mmmm, Jeff Goldblum), and The Evil Dead, and their outstanding effects work have eaten their way into my brain...

Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

Aaaaaaaaand we're back to your regular programming. For those out of the loop on my self-imposed suffering: Hellraiser (1987), Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988), Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992), Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996), Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000)....

Goon (2011)

For those of you who don't know, I'm a Canadian boy, born and raised. Bagged milk is a staple in my fridge, I measure distance in time, and I constantly shit on the Imperial system despite using it almost as much as I do the Metric system. Even despite being a huge...

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