Stranger Things (2016)

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Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns (2005)

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Friday the 13th: From Worst to Best

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The Killer (1989)

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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

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Martyrs (2008)

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Her (2013)

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The Conjuring 2 (2016)

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The Invitation (2015)

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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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Goon (2011)

For those of you who don't know, I'm a Canadian boy, born and raised. Bagged milk is a staple in my fridge, I measure distance in time, and I constantly shit on the Imperial system despite using it almost as much as I do the Metric system. Even despite being a huge...

Lady Snowblood (1973)

We're just burning through Criterion movies here like the entry-level-hipster-self-proclaimed-film-buffs we are! Out of all of the films that sit on the Criterion shelf at movie stores, The one I've looked at more than any other has got to be The Complete Lady...

The Squid and the Whale (2005)

As I continue to burn through my newest pile of DVDs, I decide to watch a film I bought on two principles. The first being that it was a movie inducted into the Criteron Collection, and the second being that I found a pre-Criterion edition of it on sale for under two...

City of God (2002)

Let's take a break from the Hellraiser series. No matter how much I might like some of those movies, most of them aren't great. Barring the first, they aren't really achievements in cinema. I've recently picked up a bunch of DVDs and Blu-Rays on clearance (rest in...

Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000)

For the uninitiated: Hellraiser (1987), Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988), Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992), Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996). We've crossed the threshold now. Currently there are nine Hellraiser films (although a tenth is allegedly on its way), so...

Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

Fuck. I just finished Hellraiser IV, and I already spent the joke about pain surpassing pleasure writing about Hellraiser III. If you want to read my thoughts about the first three (read: the best three) Hellraiser films you can find them here for Hellraiser,...

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