Snowpiercer (2013)

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Don’t Breathe (2016)

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Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

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Enemy (2013)

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The Squid and the Whale (2005)

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Darkman (1990)

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Possession (1981)

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Blue Velvet (1986)

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Conan – Existential Void Guardian (2018)

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Horizon: Zero Dawn (2017)

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Misery (1990)

The worst facet of any artist, is their fans. I don't know who said it originally but I can say, tongue fully removed from cheek that I believe that statement to be true. Maybe more now than I ever thought possible. Misery is one of many Stephen King novels to be...

Hellraiser VII: Deader (2005)

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Dune (1984)

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The Marine (2006)

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