13 Reasons Why (2017)

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Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

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Hellraiser VIII: Hellworld (2005)

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Witching & Bitching (2013)

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Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

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Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

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Zootopia (2016)

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Stranger Things (2016)

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Audition (1999)

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Outer Heaven – Realms of Eternal Decay (2018)

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The Void (2017)

Practical effects hold a very special place in my heart. Among my first horror movie experiences were John Carpenter's The Thing, the 80's remake of The Fly (mmmm, Jeff Goldblum), and The Evil Dead, and their outstanding effects work have eaten their way into my brain...

Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker (2002)

Aaaaaaaaand we're back to your regular programming. For those out of the loop on my self-imposed suffering: Hellraiser (1987), Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988), Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992), Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996), Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000)....

Goon (2011)

For those of you who don't know, I'm a Canadian boy, born and raised. Bagged milk is a staple in my fridge, I measure distance in time, and I constantly shit on the Imperial system despite using it almost as much as I do the Metric system. Even despite being a huge...

Lady Snowblood (1973)

We're just burning through Criterion movies here like the entry-level-hipster-self-proclaimed-film-buffs we are! Out of all of the films that sit on the Criterion shelf at movie stores, The one I've looked at more than any other has got to be The Complete Lady...

The Squid and the Whale (2005)

As I continue to burn through my newest pile of DVDs, I decide to watch a film I bought on two principles. The first being that it was a movie inducted into the Criteron Collection, and the second being that I found a pre-Criterion edition of it on sale for under two...

City of God (2002)

Let's take a break from the Hellraiser series. No matter how much I might like some of those movies, most of them aren't great. Barring the first, they aren't really achievements in cinema. I've recently picked up a bunch of DVDs and Blu-Rays on clearance (rest in...

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