The Conjuring 2 (2016)

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Obliteration – Cenotaph Obscure (2018)

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Misery (1990)

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Jupiter Ascending (2015)

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Darkman (1990)

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Riki-Oh (1991) & À L’intérieur (2007)

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[REC] (2007)

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Half-Assed Movie Roundup Extravaganza!

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Lady Snowblood (1973)

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The Big Short (2015) & Arrival (2016)

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Hellraiser V: Inferno (2000)

For the uninitiated: Hellraiser (1987), Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988), Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992), Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996). We've crossed the threshold now. Currently there are nine Hellraiser films (although a tenth is allegedly on its way), so...

Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

Fuck. I just finished Hellraiser IV, and I already spent the joke about pain surpassing pleasure writing about Hellraiser III. If you want to read my thoughts about the first three (read: the best three) Hellraiser films you can find them here for Hellraiser,...

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)

The Cenobites in the Hellraiser series have always talked about how at extremes, pleasure and pain are indistinguishable from each other. Well folks, we're less than halfway through this franchise and I'm definitely feeling the pain way more than any pleasure....

The Devils (1971)

The Devils is not a movie for everyone. In fact, according to Warner Brothers, it's not a movie for anyone. The Devils is a 1971 drama written and directed by Ken Russel set in 17th century France chronicling the final weeks of Catholic Priest Urbain Grandier's...

Don’t Look Now (1973)

Today marks a special day in Coffee and Illithids history. A while ago, I formally asked on my Facebook page (*cough* throw me a pity like *cough*) for recommendations and I got precisely one in reply. Being the wonderful human being I am, I kept procrastinating and...

[REC] (2007)

We're back to our (ir)regularly scheduled program with some horror flicks! I figured I would kick things off with a bang, finally getting around to watching a film that has been heralded as one of the scariest movies ever made. Many fans (and even critics) at the very...

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