Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996)

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Looper (2012)

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Don’t Breathe (2016)

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Sinister (2012) & The Witch (2016)

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[REC] (2007)

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Masters of Horror: Dance of the Dead (2005)

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Misery (1990)

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Fender Bender (2016)

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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

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The Invitation (2015)

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Possession (1981)

I'm a firm believer that if you're going to make proper art, you shouldn't half-ass it. Sure, things will probably get screwy if an artist relentlessly pursues their vision for a project but I think all the best art is at least a little weird. You can easily tell if a...

Fender Bender (2016)

2016 is was an interesting point in the timeline of slasher movies. We've seen the rise (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Black Christmas, Friday the 13th) and fall (Jason Takes Manhattan, Silent Night Deadly Night 2) of the subgenre in the late '70s and '80s, its revival and...

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Settle down folks, settle down. I know you've all been waiting for this one. I know out of all the things I write about here, the thing I know as an objective fact, is that everyone wants me to continue watching and reviewing the Hallowe-- oh, you don't care about a...

La La Land (2016)

Whoops, I guess I lied when I said I won't be going to a theater anytime soon. Turns out I'll be going out to the movies more times in December than I have all year. My family makes a tradition of going out to watch a movie on Christmas Day, and this year we were...

Rogue One (2016)

Woah! What is this? I'm writing about a movie released within the last week? It's a Christmas miracle! Don't get to used to it kiddos, because I hate movie theaters and probably won't see another movie on opening weekend for a loooong time. Remember way back when I...

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

Google defines mediocre as: me·di·o·cre ˌmēdēˈōkər Adjective: of only moderate quality; not very good. "a mediocre meal" Synonyms: ordinary, average, middling, middle-of-the-road, uninspired, undistinguished, indifferent, unexceptional, unexciting, unremarkable,...

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