Vital Remains – Dechristianize (2003)

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Don’t Breathe (2016)

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Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)

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Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

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[REC] (2007)

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Enemy (2013)

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Unbreakable (2000)

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The Killer (1989)

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The Birdcage (1996)

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The Conjuring 2 (2016)

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Hard Boiled (1992)

Action movies were the first genre of movies that really captured my imagination. When I was a wee lad, explosions, gunfire, and karate chops were the quickest ways for a movie to make it's way into my heart. Regardless of the quality of the action, let alone the rest...

Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

So Hellraiser was pretty dope and I knowing myself as well as I do, I think I've resigned to watching all the Hellraiser movies now. It's honestly the last big horror franchise I have to burn through, and then I'll have the Big Four series of '80s horror icons under...

Pieces (1982)

So I know I literally just wrote about how well crafted horror movies can be elevated past dumb schlock that appeals to the lowest common denominator audience, but sometimes you just want to turn your brain off and watch some dumb, raunchy horror. As someone who loves...

Hellraiser (1987)

The horror genre is typically dismissed as distasteful, uncultured schlock, and most of the time, it is. But every once in a while you get someone who crafts something a little off the beaten path, something that uses horror as a means to tell a story rather than just...

The Big Short (2015) & Arrival (2016)

Let's take a break from the Halloween madness that's been going on here on the blog and move towards adult films. No. Not, like, porn. Like, films with more mature themes than dumb slasher flicks. Okay, mature themes still sounds like porn, but I swear they aren't...

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

We did it! We made it to the end of the original run of Halloween films! Everybody come get drunk with me and celebrate one great movie, a couple okay ones, and a whole slew of shit. I don't have much else to say in my preamble here, I'm just excited to move away from...

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